The Town Scryer is a mixed bag of humor, socio-political observations and ephemera from the perspective of a eclectic Pagan veteran of the counter-culture.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

The Only Plausible Explanation

     A significant percentage of the Republican Party believes that the President of the United States was born in Kenya, that his mother then forged a Hawaiian birth certificate, and raised him in secret as a Muslim so that he could one day turn the America into an Islamic Caliphate and restore the Ottoman Empire. Oh yes, and he's a Communist and a Nazi at the same time.

     Somewhere in America there has to be a secret drug cartel supplying bad biker meth to old White people. That's the only explanation. The only time I ever heard anything that crazy was When I was a bar tender pouring drinks at 6AM for someone coming off a bad meth runner.

Fox News: Not even once.


  1. It would be comforting if only white folks were crazy, but just as there are black tea partiers, there are black birthers:

  2. Maybe, but I haven't seen one yet.