The Town Scryer is a mixed bag of humor, socio-political observations and ephemera from the perspective of a eclectic Pagan veteran of the counter-culture.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

It's a WHAT?

This first item has been around for a while but it is still, amazingly on the market.

   What we have here is the Spongebob Square Pants Musical Rectal Thermometer.
    It actually plays the Spongebob theme in your ass when your temperature is taken!
   It appears to be successful as it has been on the market for some time now, bringing job security to legions of future therapists.

From the folks at Coal Cares, there's a coupon to give your kid their first inhaler free , courtesy of the folks who helped wreck their little lungs.

   I wasn't able to find a good, clear image of the Mickey Mouse Vibrator that is, or at least was, available in Japan, but thanks to Neil Gaiman's blog I found something far more profoundly disturbing.

     I think I'm gonna go puke a rainbow.

     Be seeing you.

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