The Town Scryer is a mixed bag of humor, socio-political observations and ephemera from the perspective of a eclectic Pagan veteran of the counter-culture.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

The Masked Penis Thief

   Fey Lin lives in China's Zhejiang province. One night, according to his police report, four masked men burst into the room where he lay sleeping, pulled down his pants, and stole his penis.

     "They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off. I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."


    Emergency workers searched, but were unable to find the missing member. In spite of his denials, police suspect revenge as the motive.




     Be seeing you

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