Even though Iceland has a smaller population than most big American cities, it is home to The Icelandic Phallological Museum, which boasts the worlds largest, and probably only, collection of well...penises. Every species of mammal native to Iceland is on display and many from other nations as well, from the sperm whale to the lowly hamster. There is no human specimen as of yet, however. Recently Iceland's economy was very nearly destroyed by a few corrupt bankers. Unlike America, Iceland is prosecuting their bankers.
If I were them, I would be nervous.
Be seeing you.