Not The Onion, Honest

A 69 year-old man, one Milton Ellis, falls asleep in his electric wheelchair on the porch of his local HOOTERS.

He awakens to find a young woman named Josephine Smith proclaim, "I'm a vampire. I am going to eat you."

She then apparently began biting him on the face and neck.

Police said that Smith had bitten chunks off of Ellis' face and part of his lip.

Ellis called police after escaping to a nearby Shell gas station where he had first met Smith earlier in the evening. When police finally located Smith -- covered in blood -- at the Hooters, she could not recall the location of her pants or why her panties were around her ankles. Ellis maintains that she was fully clothed when he left her.



No report as to whether she sparkled.

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