Believe it or not, this is the accused, not the victim.
A Miami Gardens transgender woman was arrested on charges of practicing medicine without a license after police learned that she had performed a makeshift buttock enhancement surgery by injecting the posterior of the hapless patient with a witch's brew of "fix-a-flat", cement, mineral oil and super glue.
More super glue was then used in place of sutures to seal the incision.
Police have asked other people who may have had the same procedure to contact them with assurance that they have done nothing wrong. There is an extremely high risk of infection.
Be seeing you.